Let's talk about the weather

why not, most people in London do.

It's very odd. For a country so small in size, the weathermen spend a lot of time analysing it. Even the news bulletins for London provide an analysis of the weather across different parts of the city. Places that are less than 10 miles apart.

It's going to rain - or it isn't. Probably all we need to know, surely.

We can figure out the rest based on the time of year.